Madcap's Bunker

"Hopefully you find something you like. If not, well.. not my problem!" Madcap says, flapping out of his decrepit, makeshift bunker, jeering at you mere feet away. "No refunds. All purchases are non refundable. The hell am I going to do with these useless things? Well.. maybe not useless. To you, anyway. Who knows. You may like 'em. Enjoooooy!"